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proceed...
1)Dr: What are your complaints?
Pt: How do I know? You have to tell me...
2)I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...
Pt: How do I know? You have to tell me...
2)I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 B An Outstanding Student.
3)In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor -
"How do you determine whether to admit a Patient or not..?
Dr: Well, we first fill a bathtub & give a teaspoon, a
glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub..!
Journalist - Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger..!!
Dr - No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will you please proceed to bed No. 39.........: -)
4)"Opinions are like hand watches"
Everyone's watch shows different time...!
But, Everyone believes that their time is correct...!
5)Amazing Lines Of Attitude-
"Yes, I Have Made "MISTAKES",
Bcoz My Life Did Not Come
With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL !" :D
6)Lifetime Fact:
1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...:)
1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...:-)
1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....:)
I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 B An Outstanding Student.
3)In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor -
"How do you determine whether to admit a Patient or not..?
Dr: Well, we first fill a bathtub & give a teaspoon, a
glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub..!
Journalist - Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger..!!
Dr - No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will you please proceed to bed No. 39.........: -)
4)"Opinions are like hand watches"
Everyone's watch shows different time...!
But, Everyone believes that their time is correct...!
5)Amazing Lines Of Attitude-
"Yes, I Have Made "MISTAKES",
Bcoz My Life Did Not Come
With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL !" :D
6)Lifetime Fact:
1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...:)
1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...:-)
1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....:)
.
.
But
.
.
.
Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's.
7)Most of us miss out life's big prizes:
Nobel...
Oscar...
Grammys...
Nobel...
Oscar...
Grammys...
Degree gold medal... :(
.
But v r all eligible 4 life's small prizes
A hug 4m best frnd...
A short sleep on frndz shoulder..
A glorious sunset..
A chat wid 1 v hv crush on...
A dance in rain...
An ice cream in winter...
A silent night on d terrace...
Finding money in old
jeans...
A slow night walk on a empty road wid d person
who care...
.
On each point U smiled,
:)
"sooo true " ♥
8)Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
9)All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips
10)My day starts backwards.
I wake up tired & go to bed wide awake.
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