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sebelum roh keluar kejap dari badan..
hehe..ak nak update blog jap..
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untuk ditenung pon boleh jg..
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proceed...
1)Dr: What are your complaints? Pt: How do I know? You have to tell me... 2)I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...
Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 B An Outstanding Student. 3)In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor - "How do you determine whether to admit a Patient or not..? Dr: Well, we first fill a bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub..! Journalist - Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger..!! Dr - No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will you please proceed to bed No. 39.........: -) 4)"Opinions are like hand watches" Everyone's watch shows different time...! But, Everyone believes that their time is correct...! 5)Amazing Lines Of Attitude- "Yes, I Have Made "MISTAKES", Bcoz My Life Did Not Come With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL !" :D 6)Lifetime Fact: 1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass...:) 1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart...:-) 1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love.....:)
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Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's.
7)Most of us miss out life's big prizes: Nobel... Oscar... Grammys...
Degree gold medal... :(
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But v r all eligible 4 life's small prizes
A hug 4m best frnd...
A short sleep on frndz shoulder..
A glorious sunset..
A chat wid 1 v hv crush on...
A dance in rain...
An ice cream in winter...
A silent night on d terrace...
Finding money in old
jeans...
A slow night walk on a empty road wid d person
who care...
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On each point U smiled,
:)
"sooo true " ♥
8)Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
9)All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips
- "Have no fear of
perfection. You’ll never reach it."
- Salvador Dali
- "Risk taking is
inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking."
-Timothy McMahon
- "I have not failed.
I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work."
- Thomas Edison
- It's easier to tell the
truth - you don't have to remember anything. - The problem with experience is that you don't get
it until just after you need it. - Argue with a fool and people may not know the
difference. - He who learns most, talks least.
